200330
Joke of the Day
"Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up"
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"I 've got an intense fear that I am a hypochondriac, or at least showing symptoms of one"
"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance Is she calculating velocity?"
"What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry? Chicken tikka m'sala"
"What do you call a nun sleep walking? A roamin' Catholic"
"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."
"There is always that one person you want to punch for no reason every-time you see them."
"There's so many things trendy now that haven't been popular for a century now... Beards, suspenders, home-births, natural produce, measles..."
"Went out to dinner with a cannibal last night.. It cost me an arm and a leg"
"When my toddlers ask where mommy is, I explain that she's gone to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym."