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Joke of the Day

"You make every other name that comes up on my phone a disappointment."

"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA? He was all over his wife at the parade"

"Which woman has Jesus as a nephew? The Auntie Christ."

"[10 PM] If I go to bed now, I'll get a full 8 hours of sleep [3AM] Siri what is a grape nut"

"My son asked me what it's like to be married... So I took his iPod and deleted all of his songs except for one."

"So what do you do for a living? Im in organ trafficking. Fu** ! Dont you have a heart? Was that a critic or an order?"

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tie a piece of bread to the roof.."

"Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? He sure knows how to treat M'aladies"

"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"