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Joke of the Day

"What's the most consumed beverage by Syrians? Saltwater."

"I'm going out of this world the way I came in it... Inside a drunk college drop out covered in the blood of an unborn twin."

"Jail is just college for people who work at fast food restaurants."

"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"

"I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat"

"A woman walked into the sexual harassment and textiles store, she got felt."

"[texting] -have a good day You two! *to Ugh *tpp Arghh *yoo DAMMIT *two shit *TOO YOU TOO There! :) -please stop texting me Ha! You two!"

"How do you think the unthinkable? An Ithberg!"

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are."

"I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony. I just imagined everyone with their clothes on."