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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"
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"[Image] An image speaks louder than words. If words can be offencive, more so can be images. So avoid all words and images that can offend someone."
"Drug sniffing dogs are wrong 80 percent of the time. You would be too if you were sniffing drugs all day."
"Why did the blonde go to church? B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)"
"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."
"I had a Bernie supporters joke..... But most of them don't work."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"A man's wife died. friend asked what happend He said, she fell out from windows; as she was not drinking the poison."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson? One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black."
"So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish... yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me"