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Joke of the Day

"A man's wife died. friend asked what happend He said, she fell out from windows; as she was not drinking the poison."

"What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them."

"People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones. But people in ABU DHABI DO!"

"Anyone who thinks Megan Fox is the hottest thing ever has obviously never left Pizza Rolls in too long."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They're both stuck up bitches."

"Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"

"How long do I microwave these turtles before I can teach them karate?"

"I think memes would be the hardest thing to explain to a time traveler from the past."

"My uncle Paul does great bird impressions, He eats worms."

"""There are plenty more fish in the sea."" Terrible way to console a recently-dumped environmentalist who knows overfishing means otherwise."