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Joke of the Day

"So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish... yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me"

"What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks? Al Frap-Pacino"

"A sunrise is probably the most beautiful way to find out you just made a series of bad decisions."

"The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life."

"Why didn't the witch wear panties.... So she could grip the broom better."

"""Hey Fred"" Yeah Barney? ""The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band"" Yeah but ABBA do!"

"I don't really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there."

"My uncle was an exercise fanatic. When he died, we had a closed casket funeral, because he liked to do sit ups."

"You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog."

"According to Steve Jobs, what type is the pokemon Scizor? Feature/Borrow"