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Joke of the Day

"4-year-old: We're playing Star Wars. I'm a Jedi and Mom is a stormtrooper. Me: What am I? 4-year-old: In the way."

"All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins..."

"You hear about the guy who got lost in Africa? He didn't know where Togo."

"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"

"What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women? They don't work out."

"Two cannibals eating a clown. One of them says to the other: does this taste funny to you?"

"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong"

"I realised today after seeing gray hair in the mirror that my dream of being a child star will never happen."

"Starting a new job today. I'm not sure what company, but it's wherever this lady with the giant box of donuts is going."

"If people from Poland are called ""Poles""... ...why aren't people from Holland called ""Holes""?"