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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."

"What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time? He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog."

"Living in Switzerland sucks but the flag is a big plus."

"What is black and white and red all over? A suicide note. Edit: I already feel horrible Edit 2: I left out a semicolon"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"

"(Grabs store intercom) Would whoever dropped the list with ""pizza"" and ""wine"" on it in the cart come to the front? We need to be friends."

"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"

"[i read a pun] me: ugh, no [i make a pun] me: BEHOLD THE ARTISTRY"

"RULE OF THUMB: If a movie trailer makes me mutter, ""No one wants to see that,"" then about 50-100 million people will want to see that."

"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"