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Joke of the Day

"Matthew McConaughey set to guest edit Breibart news next week Alt-Right Alt-Right Alt-Right"

"Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes"

"Met a girl at a party and asked if she wanted to go back to my place and hang out. She said she wasn't a whore I said I wasn't offering to pay"

"Click for Joke! You're good looking."

"What is the smallest book in history? French War Victories."

"I have a magician friend who makes eggs appear out of thin air He calls the routine ""Creation Eggs Nihilo"""

"All I do is eat, drink, sleep and tweet. I'm basically just a more annoying version of a Tamagotchi."

"Two antenna's fell in love and got married. The actual wedding wasn't that good but the reception was excellent."

"What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"I used to be a plumber on the International Space Station Shit was outta this world."