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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of breast club is you having them and that's good enough for me."

"I failed stats because i have no faith in myself.. I couldn't find anything more than a 0% confidence interval."

"Why is incest so fun? Because it's a game that the whole family can play."

"Fiddy bucks Jewish girl walks up to her Jewish dad and says, ""Can I borrow fifty dollars?"" He responds, ""Fourty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"""

"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"

"Is that ChapStick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend? You Cantaloupe."

"I'm looking into joining the rubber band industry after High school. I've heard from multiple people that it has quite extensive opportunities."

"Roses are black... ...Violets are black, Everything is black, I'm Ray Charles."

"What was the last thing Hitler said to his men, before they got into their tanks? Men, get into your tanks."