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Joke of the Day

"I always found you should try and get high quality bleach when you can. The cheap stuff taste horrible."

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events. Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"A chicken and an egg are laying in bed... When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says "" Well I guess that answers that question."""

"How do you know if an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his"

"My kids never finish their dinner because they're saving room for bath water."

"An Imgurian walks into a bar REPOST"

"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one."

"Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts But even he could not survive 2016"

"Based on the amount of animal hair, clinging to your t-shirt, I'm going to pass on your homemade cookies, thank you."

"S & M me and the wife are in the s & m stage of our marriage. she Sleeps, i Masturbate"