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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my meat and my wife? Nothing. I beat both."
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"Why did God invent Yeast infections? So woman know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!"
"Dad: Why are your eyes red, son? Son: I smoke weed, dad. Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a faggot."
"Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold."
"Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit."
"What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?"
"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""
"Why are emo people so good at ping-pong? Because they are well practiced in cutting."
"I have nothing in common with people that learn from their mistakes"
"There are three kinds of people in New Zealand.. The racists, the big spiders, and the big racist spiders.."