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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't"
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"I tried to force feed my child After a few minutes my wife said ""Use a fucking spoon you dumbass, you're not a Jedi."""
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"My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met."
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Candy? Jelly Beaners"
"I walked into a bookstore and asked if they have any books on gloryholes. She said ya, over there in the mystery romance section."
"Ok, so, for some reason, my lesbian neighbours just gave me a brand new Rolex... I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"Autocorrect has been around for centuries, I got mine when I married my wife."
"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."
"*throws up gang signs* ""Ew gross, I don't remember eating that."""