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Joke of the Day
"last I dreamed.... I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exhausted."
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"Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst"
"Drinking Bud Light is like having sex in a canoe... Its fucking close to water."
"How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket Credit: 4chan"
"TIL Lewis Black is still alive."
"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."
"Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star? Because they had bad motivators... Star Wars fans will get this one..."
"If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie."
"I wouldn't say I do a lot of psychedelics... But my couch has seatbelts."
"What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !"