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Joke of the Day
"What's red and black and scares women worldwide? Me in my red and black rape cape."
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"So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate Donald Trump walk into a bar..."
"somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman"
"England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians."
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"
"Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst"
"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"
"Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind its so cheesy"
"What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"
"What is ISIS's favorite mathematical operation? Square Root. Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized."