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"Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions"
"Why do white people have bigger dicks than asians? Because they're caucasian."
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"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."
"What building has the most stories? A library."
"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal life."" But he came fifth and got a toaster."
"Thanks to the 96 years of sun bathing grandma doesn't need a leather jacket to ride on the motorcycle with me."
"A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks...[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas?   And the cashier replies:   -Twelve bananas"
"I just got back from my friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball... It was a lovely service."