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"Sometimes, I drive by the schoolyard and scream ""STOP WASTING YOUR FUCKING TIME!"" to white kids playing basketball."
"Wow, bro you're genius. Yoo bro... I've cheated a taxi How ? I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away"
"(New version) How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, one to genetically engineer people small enough to fit in a light bulb, and two to do the rest."
"Trump says ""The less immigrants we let into our country the better!"" Pence, correcting Trump, says ""The Fewer"" Trump says ""Whoa Mike don't call me that just yet"""
"Why Sachin Tendulkar never sweat? Because he has huge fans!"
"What is Jared's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."
"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."
"[cats on a date in a fancy restaurant] Male: I can't decide if I want tuna or the salmon. Female: *Slowly pushes pepper shaker off table"
"Even after 20 years, Jared Fogle is still getting into smaller and smaller jeans."