193416

Joke of the Day

"Why do white people have bigger dicks than asians? Because they're caucasian."

"They used to be called ""Jumpolines"" ...until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."

"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."

"I had a dream I was completely weightless... I was like... 0mg!"

"Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves."

"Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot? Because it was Pablo-matic"

"How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is."

"I don't think a wooden structure is capable of holding up my books. I have low shelf-confidence."

"What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common? You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one."

"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"