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Joke of the Day

"(-1)(2^3)()() and it tasted great. (Maths Joke see who gets it)"

"What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common? Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now."

"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."

"I was surprised that Lil Jon endorsed a presidential candidate... BERN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?"

"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars Early pictures show no sign of ESPN, beer, or porn. This should be sufficient proof that men aren't from Mars."

"Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering ""You look fat in those pants""."

"He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO"

"How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day"