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Joke of the Day

"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."

"I hate people with club feet... I'm lack toes intolerant."

"don't always talk on the phone. But when I do, I walk around like an idiot and touch everything in sight."

"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."

"A new drink Some bars are serving this new drink called the ""Hurricane Sandy"". It's notjing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan."

"QUESTIONS YOU CAN ANSWER BY PEEING ON THINGS: 1. Am I pregnant? 2. Does my boss have a very forgiving nature?"

"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."

"If a deaf kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?"

"If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model."

"Q: Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? A: Because he was tired of the sigh-low."