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Joke of the Day

"Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready"

"Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? He rarely kneeded the dough."

"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic load."

"My son got thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class jack him off... I said ""Son, That's three schools this year...maybe teaching is not for you"""

"Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !"

"Why were all of the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."

"Lol how ""take you out"" could mean either we're going on a date or I'm gonna kill you."

"What do you call a burning rocket? Korean Barbecue."

"What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral."

"If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one."