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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make an anal joke here.... ...butt fuck it."
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"A wife asks her newfie husband to stop by the grocery store on the way home... She tells him, ""pick up a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen"" He comes home later with 12 loaves of bread"
"""Where will you see yourself in 15 years?"" A Mirror"
"Billy where is your homework? ""im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it"""
"What does snowman have and snow women doesn't, snowballs."
"What do you call sex on a beach? Intercoarse"
"When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don't cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists."
"If Jesus invested $1 dollar when He was alive, it would have grown into $100 trillion dollars today. But that's the thing about Jesus, He didn't invest, He saved."
"autism awareness day A day for people with autism to be aware they have autism"
"What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? Euros!"