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Joke of the Day

"What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? Euros!"

"What do you get if you let your child dress up as Link for Halloween and they eat to much candy? A hyper-Link!"

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"TIL You can't have a crusade without... USA"

"Finally saw ""The Price Is Right"" with the new host. Maybe it's the glasses, but Drew Barrymore looks really different."

"Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing."

"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"[interview for an accounting job] Your resume says your greatest strength is using idioms. How can that help in this job? ""You do the math"""

"Jumper cables walked into a bar Bartender said I'll serve you but you better not start anything!"

"Apparently, ""Dude, that's the best she's EVER going to look"" was not the type of objection to the marriage the priest was asking about."