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Joke of the Day

"What does snowman have and snow women doesn't, snowballs."

"Two sperms are talking with each other... ""Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"" ""Long way still, we just passed the throat."""

"A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan. He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof."

"Black Friday is the Christian holiday where Jesus rose from the grave at 4am to get in line to purchase a discounted HDTV for his Father."

"People who don't wash their hands make me sick."

"I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off it's hard"

"How dare you complain about your life? Someone's mom is Snooki."

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" Apparently it wasn't the best way to try to convince my girlfriend to get an abortion."

"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."

"My mind: ""Today was a productive day."" My body: ""Please don't drink 11 cups of coffee again.""..."