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Joke of the Day

"Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer."

"My memory is flawless But my ability to recall is not great"

"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: would you like me to throw that away for you? RACCOON: *clutching banana peel* this is my carry on thank you very much"

"What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach? You sand it!"

"Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower??"

"This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion."

"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives."

"No matter how much you push an envelope It will always be stationary"

"*turns off life support* *waits* *turns it back on* Me: How's she now? Him: Are you sure you're a doctor? Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT."