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Joke of the Day

"*turns off life support* *waits* *turns it back on* Me: How's she now? Him: Are you sure you're a doctor? Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT."

"Playing video games cost me my life. Luckily, I've almost collected 100,000 Space Eggs from the Planet Zogg so I'll get another one."

"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."

"Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors? So they can park in handicap spots."

"so people are okay with batman wearing a cape but when i do it i ""need to put my hospital gown on the right way"""

"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry."

"I do my best speed walking when I'm trying to beat another customer to the checkout at the liquor store."

"Yo momma's privates are like Mars... It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it."

"A limbo champion walks into a bar And loses his title."