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Joke of the Day
"What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell? ..... the floor"
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"What is your favorite Brian Williams joke? I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams"
"You can't sugar coat the truth with fat people... Or they'd probably eat that too."
"*aggressively skips to my Lou*"
"Him: Will you marry me? Me: omg what did I do, why don't you want to have sex with me anymore?"
"They were just called ranch doritos until they started smoking parliaments and listening to mumford and sons"
"My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it."
"My wife is a sex object I ask for sex, she objects"
"Me: *texts* How'd you sleep? Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING."
"What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean? A Carabiner"