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Joke of the Day

"If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?"

"Why does Barbie never get pregnant........? Because Ken came in another box"

"My internet bride got delivered today ...she's the WiFi always dreamed of. source: [Sickipedia](http://sickipedia.org/) (nsfw text)"

"Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians? Because they all live in de-nile..."

"Where do bacteria like to vacation? Germany"

"Do you know why you will never go hungry in the desert? Because of the sand which is there. *edit: because of the sandwiches there....."

"911: Your emergency? -Karen asked me a question. 911: Not an emergency. -She asked if I could be more pacific. 911: Cars are on their way."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten."

"Diagnosing myself on WebMD after smoking a joint is a terrible idea, i always end up with HIV and I probably just have gas (and now anxiety)"

"Did you hear about the man whose first girlfriend was a dwarf? He's still nuts over her."