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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pornstar who had a heart attack whilst filming? He had it coming."
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"Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean."
"*sees guy ordering pizza* ""With onion"" (Ok) ""Sausage"" (Nice) ""Mushroom"" (Hell yea) ""Chk"" (Plz) ""Meatballs"" (Why) ""Anchovies"" (Ur dead to me)"
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a Jew? Trick question- ovens don't run on light bulbs."
"My nephew got me with this one He said ""they've been together for 15 years."" When I asked who, he said ""DEEZ NUTSS"""
"Teacher: ""Where would you find an elephant ?"" Pupil:""You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"""
"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."
"Women are like roaches Very hard to approach, but make a satisfying crunch when you smash them. Wait what"
"*training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower."
"An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said ""It was stale, mate."""