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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her."

"I love Yahoo Answers because no matter how bizarre my question, someone in the world has already thought of it. And thats really comforting."

"See-saws are too tense..."

"Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories. Then they will fall for April Fools jokes."

"Walentine's Day When your woman decides to give the gift you really wanted."

"A vegan took my picture. It was hard to smile saying, ""Gluten-free, dairy-free, imitation monteray jack soy cheese."""

"Limbaugh is leaving the US because of Health Care Reform? Well good luck finding a country with indoor plumbing but no socialized medicine!"

"Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish women don't touch anything unless it's 20% off!"

"My fear of dogs went away after I dated my ex Cause she was a total bitch"

"If masturbation really made you blind... ... how come I'm still able to typaanco goauma oa,"