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Joke of the Day

"My new girlfriend says a small penis doesn't bother her... ... but I wish she wouldn't have one at all."

"I like my women like I like my burritos stuffed with beef"

"What's India's most popular dating service? Connect the Dots."

"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."

"Bears can swim, climb trees, and open doors. Why aren't there ""BEWARE OF BEARS"" signs posted fucking everywhere?!"

"I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself."

"A preteen girl cried when I popped her cherry without permission. It was her fault for leaving fruit on the ground!"

"How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key."

"Did you hear about the movie,""Constipation""? ...it never came out."

"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."