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Joke of the Day

"What's India's most popular dating service? Connect the Dots."

"Me and my Girlfriend just broke up We had different views on history, I wanted to Hitler and she was just Stalin."

"wanna hear a science joke? Psychology"

"Jesus sits at his last supper *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *open jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna have to stop you right there"

"You know what the problem with biplanes is? You never know what direction they are going."

"What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns."

"MURDERER: [looking for me] You better of hidden well or you're dead ME: [under bed, tears in my eyes] It's better HAVE"

"What's the greatest gift you could give to a trashcan? A baby."

"Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"""Paper or plastic?"" I don't know. How can anyone really know? ""Uhh-"" I'm bagnostic"