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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the movie,""Constipation""? ...it never came out."
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"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."
"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"
"I read the terms and conditions."
"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"
"At Walmart checkout other day:Cashier: ""you have a dog?"" Scanning dog food.Hubz: No, our kid needs the protein."
"I'd buy more Tupperware containers from the supermarket if they came with cupcakes in them."
"What do you call a Greek skydiver? Condescending"
"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"
"What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker? BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!"