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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the movie,""Constipation""? ...it never came out."
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"If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it's a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking."
"GUY 1: I beat cancer GUY 2: I backpacked thru Europe GUY 1: So what? GUY 2: And I didn't tell anyone about it when I got back GUY 1: You win"
"For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her."
"What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick? An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it."
"Where do comedian Eskimos live? A Giggloo."
"My husband said that he seriously fears for my life every time I go out because I'm the ""kind of person people would want to kill."""
"Next year is going to be directed by Hideaki Anno... It'll be 2015+1"
"If you LOVE something, set it free.. If it comes back to you,,,,you love a boomerang"
"*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* ""Nice."""