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Joke of the Day

"I bought my friend an elephant for her room... She said ""Thanks!"" I told her ""Don't mention it."""

"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"

"What do a guitar and a drum have in common? Neither of them are a clarinet!"

"What's green and red and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender."

"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me"""

"A guy calls 911 ""Send an ambulance! My wife's having a baby!"" ""Just calm down down"", says the operator, ""Is this her first baby?"" ""No it's her husband you idiot!"""

"I saw a woman with no arms today... ...she was statuesque."

"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"[OC] What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes? ""I'll show myself out."""

"Bought a sled on sale in Boston Got a real tobahgain."