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Joke of the Day
"Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again."
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"My parents caught me masturbating. I wasn't ashamed, I was startled - I almost dropped their wedding picture."
"I decided to play agar.io again... Now I hate my cellf"
"The Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."
"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchair"
"My wife said we each needed to make sacrifices to make our relationship work. She was less than impressed with the dead goat I left in our kitchen."
"Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!"
"My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out"
"The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA"