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Joke of the Day

"Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again."

"I grounded my kid from electronics for a week and now he won't stop talking to me and I think I've made a horrible mistake."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-ino"

"What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents? A *Cedar* tree."

"Why can't men be accountants? because they don't understand periods"

"Why is F-time so much fun? Because F-time is Part-E time."

"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast."

"98% of lawyers give the other 2% a bad name"

"How do you get a Jewish girls number? you ask her to roll her sleeves up."

"Our relationship is like an extra chromosome It's all downs from here"