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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want"
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"Lame joke I made one night. What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender? A visit from the cops."
"Hm. Not sure whether to scold my son for chasing the cat or thank the cat for excersizing my son..."
"In space, no one can hear you scream. Because it's space, and everyone is on the ground. What are you even doing up there?"
"""DADDY!?!"" (toddler calling out) Me: ""Daddy's upstairs but can I help you with something?"" ""Yes. You can go get Daddy."""
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"
"Do you want to hear the funniest joke in the world? Me too."
"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 4K"
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
"A fruit truck just crashed on the highway It caused a major traffic jam."