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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want"
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"Where do they make contentment? At the satis-factory."
"My new years resolution........ Hopefully 4k 55''"
"Can we pretend that shooting stars in the night sky are like airplanes? I could sure use comfort that we won't get hit by a meteorite."
"Why don't blondes like M&Ms? They're so damned hard to peel."
"I have a horse named mayo... Mayo neighs."
"A lion wouldn't cheat at golf... But a tiger woods"
"An old man told me this old joke: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store? ""Hello, ladies"""
"Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk? Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)"
"The GOP debate"