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Joke of the Day

"The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference. The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He opened a warehouse."

"Knock Knock Who's there? No bitches"

"Two peanuts are walking through Central Park. One was a salted."

"WHY ARE THEY STILL PLAYING CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS? Me watching recorded TV shows"

"I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror."

"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"

"Husband: Call ambulance, Fast! I am Having a Heart Attack... Wife: ( Took his mobile): ""Quick!! Tell me the Password!!"" Husband: It's Okay, I am feeling better now!! :D :D"

"Donald Trump secretly wants to lose the election? If he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Ignoring your text is easy. It's having to park my car 8 blocks away so you think I'm not home when you drive by that's awkward."