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Joke of the Day

"The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference. The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference."

"Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator? He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out."

"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants."

"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."

"Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work? A Remote control"

"I'm bringing sexy backward."

"What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? ""It's driving me nuts!"""

"In light of the recent NASA news.... Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum? No? Well he got stuck in Orbit."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."