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"It's a pleasure to see you and another not to see."
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"Which programming language got a sex change? Fortranny"
"Why do Christian figureheads not like science? Because it's about two Adams bonding."
"drinking english beer is like having sex on a boat fucking close to water"
"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in puddles of vomit."
"Your mamma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application!!"
"I'm gonna sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust"
"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapus"
"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"