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"Wanna hear a joke about the mods? [deleted]"
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"Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head Like this one"
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
"A couple of ladies asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them. I said, ""No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would have dinner with my parents."""
"dear matt Damon for Halloween I think you should go as Matt Demon or Good Will Haunting. text me if you do"
"What did the Orphan get for Christmas? Lonely."
"Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !"
"Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!"
"there are like 4 billion words in the english language but there's nothing quite so damning to someone's character as ""that guy sucks"""
"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."