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Joke of the Day
"What do homeless people get for Christmas? Hypothermia."
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"Studies show that most New Yorkers are offended by 9/11 jokes. The study also revealed that they thought the other 2/11 jokes were funny."
"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."
"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"
"59 It's like a 69, but one person is in a wheelchair."
"Which bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear"
"If your gift says ""from Mom and Dad"" you just know Dad has absolutely no idea what's inside it."
"What do you call a content vowel? A Cheerio."
"They opened a Tempura Shelter in my town It's for lightly battered women"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.. And says ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""