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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? A Slut sleeps with everyone A Bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."

"When boy scouts leave a campsite better than they found it, I like to picture a bear who went to interior design school like, ""Oh HELL naw."""

"The cool thing about shaving all my pubes off is that I get to see exactly what my penis looked like when I was first born."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!"

"A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 martinis ...and shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."

"If by ""junk in the trunk"" you mean the untouched gym bag I store there, then yes, I most certainly have junk in my trunk."

"My favorite endangered species is the black NASCAR fan."

"The tourist: ""Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"""

"I just want to feel as important as a person who remains on a phone call through the entire duration of a grocery checkout."

"With a stolen credit card, who WOULDN'T go straight to Wendy's to get 2 Double Stacks and a small Sprite? So thanks for asking for ID, lady."