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Joke of the Day
"What did one math book say to the other math book? We've got a lot of problems."
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"Your momma's so fat... she doesn't go back for seconds, she goes back for hours."
"People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints.."
"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer."
"What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice? A GOP Presidential candidate."
"""FOR [sound of robot-computer meltdown/Buckethead noise] PRESS 1 FOR [feint but audible screams of someone being chased in woods] PRESS 2"""
"Life Pro Tip: Replace your shoelaces with earphone wires.. ... just look away and they'll tie themselves. (yes yes, it's not an original)"
"Why are outdoor workers so in fit? Cause they work out."
"What's 41 times 11? I can't find the answer anywhere."
"The inventor of the air conditioner has died Thousands of fans are attending his funeral"