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Joke of the Day
"When he's out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter."
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"What is punctuation's favorite curry? L&a"
"Longest English word: 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi' Longest Spanish word: 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL'"
"Two mens are under a tent Two men are under a tent when one of them ask the second one: -Are you masturbating? -Yes why? -Then can you use your penis instead of mine?"
"How do cows measure time? In mooments"
"if religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday!"
"When I was a kid my mother stopped breast feeding me. I asked her why and she says ""hey, I just wanna be friends."""
"The more complex the handshake, the less complex the individual."
"Apparently filling animals with helium is ""abuse"", pfft Whatever floats your goat, I guess."
"What do you call a fish without any eyes? Boneless chicken"