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Joke of the Day
"When he's out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter."
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"Breaking Bad is a horrible influence, making terrible things seem cool. Next thing you know, kids will want to start using flip phones."
"Mission Control: prepare to enter the vacuum of space Dog Astronaut: wait the what now"
"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"
"What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews? Crews Control."
"U want to hear a great joke? ""A great joke"" but you have to speak it out yourself."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk"
"Honesty is the best policy, but I also recommend a lot of life insurance."
"I painted my iPhone black so it would run faster. Now I need to jailbreak it."
"Gonna take up smoking, just in case I have to give an anonymous tip from the shadows at some point."