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Joke of the Day
"What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day? I want to know her secret"
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"My son has the worst altitude ever. He's defiant, rude and floating like six feet off the ground."
"In the Walking Dead how and when does the cop guy find time to clean, iron, and press his uniform during the zombie apocalypse?"
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals? A good Friday"
"Blowjobs are like paying your taxes. If you don't do it, you are going to be fucked."
"What's the name of the phobia for a fear of opening your mailbox because there might be a wedding invitation inside?"
"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"
"I had a job building porta-potties I had a job building Porta - potties But people would shit all over my work"
"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral"