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Joke of the Day
"A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute for the middle finger."
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"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"
"What happens when you steal englishmens tea Elizabet II merges together with James Bond and Mr. Bean and creates an apocalypse machine."
"My little brother is the sweetest kid. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Stillborn."
"My girlfriend said she wanted to get properly measured for a new a bra... I said, ""Of course, it's not your eyeliner... You don't want to wing it."""
"How does a racist joke start? With a small loan of a million dollars"
"What do you call a silent cow canned beef"
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Truthful Tuesday: The last time I had sex, I was so excited afterward I fired my musket skyward, alerting the Confederates to our presence."
"Recognize an old gay How can you recognize an worn out gay guy ? When you pat him on the shoulder, he shits his pants."