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Joke of the Day

"I asked my friend if drinking Metamucil because I love the taste of orange juice is weird She said, ""no... regular people do it all the time!"""

"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."

"A guy came up to me in the street today... ...and asked me if I wanted to enter a raffle for cancer? I thought, ""what a shit prize..."""

"What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme."

"Did you hear about Father Dickinson? He had to leave the church after being accused of incest and pedophilia"

"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"

"You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

"How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1"

"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."

"A Horse goes into a bar and says Nothing. Because a horse cant speak."