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Joke of the Day

"Tom Cruise has signed on for Mission Impossible IV. His impossible mission is trying not to show up on everyone's gaydar."

"FYI: You can't make rose by running red wine through a Brita filter."

"Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? Drunken Donuts"

"I just bought sunglasses off of the black market The trade was very shady."

"Why is unprotected ear sex unsafe? You can get hearing aids."

"What is Rihanna's favorite song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you"""

"A Short Offensive and Original Joke What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people? Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum psshh!"

"When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary But he said ""paltry"" and "" inadequate"" were already taken."

"Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There's no A&E."