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Joke of the Day

"2007: OBAMA'S COMIN' FER YER GUNS 2008: comin' 2009: almost 2010: any day 2011: seriously 2012: ok now 2013: i think.. 2014: nope 2015: well"

"Me - That's the second First Baptist Church I've seen today. Wife - OK? M - One of them is lying. W - You can't ever shut it off can you?"

"What is amnesia? Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings"

"""DO NOT TOUCH"" Must be the scariest thing to read ... ... in Braille."

"What does 83 year old pussy taste like? Depends"

"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"

"Are you still looking for a job? I hear they're hiring at the zoo circumcising elephants. The pay is small, but the tips are big!"

"I bought my epileptic boyfriend a strobe light for his birthday. He's gonna have a fit when he sees it."

"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """

"I don't mean to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty. ^^^^^Yes, ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^I ^^^^^already ^^^^^posted ^^^^^this, ^^^^^but ^^^^^the ^^^^^title ^^^^^got ^^^^^""AutoCorrected"""