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Joke of the Day

"I bought my epileptic boyfriend a strobe light for his birthday. He's gonna have a fit when he sees it."

"Why did seedless grape cry? Unable to produce child."

"What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator? A chronic math debater"

"I don't wear sunglasses because it's unfair that a photon travels 93 million miles and then when it's an inch from my eye I'm all ""um, no."""

"My ex said my penis resembled a tic tac. So I asked her, then why does your sister still have bad breath?"

"Two rules for success! 1. Never reveal everything you know."

"Coldplay have been arrested. They played ""Clocks""."

"What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam"

"At first I wasn't sure about my beard But it's growing on me"

"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"