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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """

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"Q: What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor? A: Turn Rachmanin off."
"Pharmacy A man walks into a pharmacy - ""Id like 3 packs of condoms please"". The pharmacist - ""Here you go sir, would you like a bag"". Man: ""No thanks, the girl is good looking""."
"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"
"I'm a big fan of 50 cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 10 billion dollars"
"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
"The best thing about dating someone with a barbed wire tattoo is knowing that you won't be known as their ""worst regret"" when you break up."
"How do you pay for incense? In cents"
"What prophylactic did the black person rip open while having sex? The doctor's vaginer."
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