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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """

"Is William Shatner the past version of William Shitner?"

"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."

"Can someone help me find..... The guy on his cell phone laughing uncontrollably because someone rear ended a car full of nuns. I think he was leaving a message. Thanks in advance."

"Did you hear about the dwarf who failed? He came up short"

"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie."

"*Party dog shows up at funeral* *He barks, the corpse turns into a keg* *Everyone runs out screaming except Uncle Steve, who likes to party*"

"Women age like fine wines... The older they get, the harder they are to come by."

"Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?"

"Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison? She had gotten him out of a tight spot before."